Greatest Hits '98​-​'03

by HIPSTER SKIPS

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    HEY EVERYONE!
    IT'S YOUR FAVORITE HIP HOP SENSATION HIPSTER SKIPS!
    I FOUND MY MIXTAPE FROM BACK WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL
    AND I WAS JUST STARTING OUT AS A RAP ARTIST UNDER THE NAME
    "JACK THE RAPPER". LOL ITS NOT REALLY MY "GREATEST HITS" BUT WOW THERES A LOT OF NOSTALGIA THERE. ANYWAY. FOUND A STACK OF ABOUT 25 IN MY STEPMOM'S GARAGE AND I THOUGHT I'D PUT UP A FEW FOR SALE. LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT ONE $20 APIECE. HERE'S A PICTURE OF ONE OF THE CASSETTES, SORRY MY FINGER GOT IN THE WAY. LOL ROCK ON MY DUDES!
    SIGNING OFF,
    LE SKIPDADDY

      name your price

     

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released August 7, 2015

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Track Name: You're In Space
Deep space
keep a close eye
Dark space
turn on your flood lights
Through space
all around you
Love space
wrapped around you

Cock-a-doodle-doo
this a wake up
You’re in deep space
this a shake up
Feel the nothing
when you suit up
Do it on your own
pull your boots up
(pull your boot straps up - wait)

You’re in space, you’re in space
You’re in space, that’s a fact
You’re in space, you’re in space
You’re in space, that’s whack

You’re in space, you’re in space
You’re in space, that’s a fact
You’re in space, you’re in space
You’re in space, that’s whack

Deep space
keep a close eye
Dark space
turn on your flood lights
Through space
all around you
Love space
wrapped around you
Track Name: Don't Smoke (ft. Big Curt & DK)
hey kids, it's time to rap
it's your big man curt and he's comin back
ya boy DK has somethin to say
and he's gonna change ya world in a major way

say ya had a bad day at ya school
and you want all ya friends to think ya cool
so you grab a pack of smokes and give it a crack
but what you really grabbin is a heart attack

cause what you doin when you smoke
is increasing your chance of havin a stroke
your fillin up your lungs with cancer stuff
and your makin it worse with every puff

dont smoke dont smoke
just throw that cig away
dont smoke dont smoke
and shout hip hip horray

dont smoke dont smoke
just throw that cig away
dont smoke dont smoke
and shout hip hip horray

those cigs dont just give your lungs a blow
they do damage from your head to your toe
those bones you need to stand up right
when you smoke ur givin those a fright

when your in a social situation
(its the kinda thing that happens all over the nation)
you might be pressured by your friends
but cancer isnt something that they comprehend

dont smoke dont smoke
just throw that cig away
dont smoke dont smoke
and shout hip hip horray

dont smoke dont smoke
just throw that cig away
dont smoke dont smoke
and shout hip hip horray

its called coronary heart disease
just imagine whatcha doin to your ateries
see what im tellin you about is
osteoporosis

smokin kicks your immune system to the curb
so when you say no to the cig you're doin superb
and i got one last thing to say:
make sure you stay safe every single day!!!

dont smoke dont smoke
just throw that cig away
dont smoke dont smoke
and shout hip hip horray

dont smoke dont smoke
just throw that cig away
dont smoke dont smoke
and shout hip hip horray

dont smoke dont smoke
just throw that cig away
dont smoke dont smoke
and shout hip hip horray

dont smoke dont smoke
just throw that cig away
dont smoke dont smoke
and shout hip hip horray

AWESOME BEAT BOX
Track Name: Got That Bran
ridin in my ford escape 2002
im on my way to the store to get some food
gotta couple dollas in my hand
ask me what imma get, dont you understand?
forget the cheerios and the hunny nut
forget the apple jacks thats not what imma bout
im only here for the RAISIN
dont you see what im SAIYAN

got that raisin
got that bran
got that greatest food
known to man
got that two scoops
got that bowl
with my raisin bran
im on a roll

get a job so you can afford to buy that bran
im not here to pay insurance or the man
those tax dollas aint goin to the things i want
unless they goin into my serial box
we can eat that raisin bran if you want
we can leave your friends behind
but if they dont eat that raisin bran
then they aint no friens of mine

got that raisin
got that bran
got that greatest food
known to man
got that two scoops
got that bowl
with my raisin bran
im on a roll

got that diamonds
got that gold
but without raisin bran
i aint sold
got that glory
got that fame
but without raisin bran
it aint the same

got that diamonds
got that gold
but without raisin bran
i aint sold
got that glory
got that fame
but without raisin bran
it aint the same

got that raisin
got that bran
got that greatest food
known to man
got that two scoops
got that bowl
with my raisin bran
im on a roll
Track Name: Infomercial (BEAT TRACK)
CHORUS
Watcha want, out of all I got
Watcha want, this all I got
Want two things let's glue'm together
Make a new item it'll sell so hot

Watcha want, out of all I got
Watcha want, this all I got
Want two things let's glue'm together
Make a new item it'll sell so hot

VERSE #1
Got this waffle maker
With an ice cube tray
For making breakfast on the porch
When you're out on a really hot day

Cost you 49 99 anywhere else
Just don’t look too closely
I'll cut you a really good deal
For just 20, it’s that easy

Check out this tv throne
I promise you'll dig this one, man
For when you wanna watch the game
But you gotta go to the can

Purchase it, two hundred flat
Installation’s just 40 buck
I promise you'll love it so much
Even with the prolapse you won’t give a (pause) shit

CHORUS
Watcha want, out of all I got
Watcha want, this all I got
Want two things let's glue'm together
Make a new item it'll sell so hot

Watcha want, out of all I got
Watcha want, this all I got
Want two things let's glue'm together
Make a new item it'll sell so hot

VERSE #2
Can I interest you in tupperware
Made in the USA (enthusiastic: hey!)
Or this TV remote that’s a backscratcher
Also made in the USA (less enthusiastic: hey…)

So you didn't like those other offers?
Square one, wipe that slate clean
If you’re interested in this stupid item
Call the number on the bottom of the screen

If you’ve ever dropped a bowl of soup
If you’ve ever lost your keys
If you’ve never felt a woman’s touch
If you wanna learn Japanese

If you need a unicycle with two wheels
Boots with the heels made out of steel
Or a nutritious meal made from orange peel
Call now for a really good deal, for real


Come on there’s gotta be some appeal
There’s gotta be something you’d get for a steal
Sometimes I feel like I’m trapped in a hamster wheel
There’s gotta be some appeal
There’s gotta be some appeal

CHORUS
Watcha want, out of all I got
Watcha want, this all I got
Want two things let's glue'm together
Make a new item it'll sell so hot

Watcha want, out of all I got
Watcha want, this all I got
Want two things let's glue'm together
Make a new item it'll sell so hot

CHORUS #2
Watcha want, out of all I got
Want it cheap, well that’s what you got
Consumerism at its finest
Tacky novelty, it sells so hot

Watcha want, out of all I got
Want it cheap, well that’s what you got
Consumerism at its finest
Tacky novelty, it sells so hot

CLOSER
What do you want from me?
What can I do for you?
Can’t you help me out here?
I sold my soul for you

What do you want from me?
What can I do for you?
Can’t you help me out here?
I sold my soul for you
Track Name: Left My Phone In Your Car Again
Hey girl!
I left my phone in ya car again
So let me at that mercedes benz
That air conditioning feels so right
And this seat leather feels so tight

Hey bro!
I left my phone in yo car again
Should be in the glove compartment
It isn't? Well can you check the floor?
Or is it not there no more?

Sorry 'bout dropping my iphone 4
I swear I've never done that before
I'm sorry if it takes you all night to find it
I know it feels like a chore

Hey man!
I left my phone in ya car again
This that guy you picked up on uber
If you could hollaback so I could look
Hey man that'd be heckin' super

Sup mom!
I left my phone in your car again
Ya boy's waiting for an important call
And no I'm not smoking cigarettes
I told you I'd never touch that stuff at all

Sorry 'bout dropping my iphone 4
I swear I've never done that before
I'm sorry if it takes you all night to find it
I know it feels like a chore