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Greatest Hits '98​-​'03

by HIPSTER SKIPS

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    HEY EVERYONE!
    IT'S YOUR FAVORITE HIP HOP SENSATION HIPSTER SKIPS!
    I FOUND MY MIXTAPE FROM BACK WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL
    AND I WAS JUST STARTING OUT AS A RAP ARTIST UNDER THE NAME
    "JACK THE RAPPER". LOL ITS NOT REALLY MY "GREATEST HITS" BUT WOW THERES A LOT OF NOSTALGIA THERE. ANYWAY. FOUND A STACK OF ABOUT 25 IN MY STEPMOM'S GARAGE AND I THOUGHT I'D PUT UP A FEW FOR SALE. LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT ONE $20 APIECE. HERE'S A PICTURE OF ONE OF THE CASSETTES, SORRY MY FINGER GOT IN THE WAY. LOL ROCK ON MY DUDES!

    SIGNING OFF,
    LE SKIPDADDY
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1.
Deep space keep a close eye Dark space turn on your flood lights Through space all around you Love space wrapped around you Cock-a-doodle-doo this a wake up You’re in deep space this a shake up Feel the nothing when you suit up Do it on your own pull your boots up (pull your boot straps up - wait) You’re in space, you’re in space You’re in space, that’s a fact You’re in space, you’re in space You’re in space, that’s whack You’re in space, you’re in space You’re in space, that’s a fact You’re in space, you’re in space You’re in space, that’s whack Deep space keep a close eye Dark space turn on your flood lights Through space all around you Love space wrapped around you
2.
hey kids, it's time to rap it's your big man curt and he's comin back ya boy DK has somethin to say and he's gonna change ya world in a major way say ya had a bad day at ya school and you want all ya friends to think ya cool so you grab a pack of smokes and give it a crack but what you really grabbin is a heart attack cause what you doin when you smoke is increasing your chance of havin a stroke your fillin up your lungs with cancer stuff and your makin it worse with every puff dont smoke dont smoke just throw that cig away dont smoke dont smoke and shout hip hip horray dont smoke dont smoke just throw that cig away dont smoke dont smoke and shout hip hip horray those cigs dont just give your lungs a blow they do damage from your head to your toe those bones you need to stand up right when you smoke ur givin those a fright when your in a social situation (its the kinda thing that happens all over the nation) you might be pressured by your friends but cancer isnt something that they comprehend dont smoke dont smoke just throw that cig away dont smoke dont smoke and shout hip hip horray dont smoke dont smoke just throw that cig away dont smoke dont smoke and shout hip hip horray its called coronary heart disease just imagine whatcha doin to your ateries see what im tellin you about is osteoporosis smokin kicks your immune system to the curb so when you say no to the cig you're doin superb and i got one last thing to say: make sure you stay safe every single day!!! dont smoke dont smoke just throw that cig away dont smoke dont smoke and shout hip hip horray dont smoke dont smoke just throw that cig away dont smoke dont smoke and shout hip hip horray dont smoke dont smoke just throw that cig away dont smoke dont smoke and shout hip hip horray dont smoke dont smoke just throw that cig away dont smoke dont smoke and shout hip hip horray AWESOME BEAT BOX
3.
ridin in my ford escape 2002 im on my way to the store to get some food gotta couple dollas in my hand ask me what imma get, dont you understand? forget the cheerios and the hunny nut forget the apple jacks thats not what imma bout im only here for the RAISIN dont you see what im SAIYAN got that raisin got that bran got that greatest food known to man got that two scoops got that bowl with my raisin bran im on a roll get a job so you can afford to buy that bran im not here to pay insurance or the man those tax dollas aint goin to the things i want unless they goin into my serial box we can eat that raisin bran if you want we can leave your friends behind but if they dont eat that raisin bran then they aint no friens of mine got that raisin got that bran got that greatest food known to man got that two scoops got that bowl with my raisin bran im on a roll got that diamonds got that gold but without raisin bran i aint sold got that glory got that fame but without raisin bran it aint the same got that diamonds got that gold but without raisin bran i aint sold got that glory got that fame but without raisin bran it aint the same got that raisin got that bran got that greatest food known to man got that two scoops got that bowl with my raisin bran im on a roll
4.
Hey girl! I left my phone in ya car again So let me at that mercedes benz That air conditioning feels so right And this seat leather feels so tight Hey bro! I left my phone in yo car again Should be in the glove compartment It isn't? Well can you check the floor? Or is it not there no more? Sorry 'bout dropping my iphone 4 I swear I've never done that before I'm sorry if it takes you all night to find it I know it feels like a chore Hey man! I left my phone in ya car again This that guy you picked up on uber If you could hollaback so I could look Hey man that'd be heckin' super Sup mom! I left my phone in your car again Ya boy's waiting for an important call And no I'm not smoking cigarettes I told you I'd never touch that stuff at all Sorry 'bout dropping my iphone 4 I swear I've never done that before I'm sorry if it takes you all night to find it I know it feels like a chore

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released August 7, 2015

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